We still cant believe dat Michael Jackson has died.

He was and is an inspiration to everyone whether you sing for real or just sing in the shower, whether you dance professionally or dance in the mirror his legacy will live on!

Chongas owe alot to Michael Jackson!

Glitter!!!

ATTITUDE + TIGHT SHINY STUFF

NON FRIZZY CURLS!!!

WE LOVE YOU MICHAEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Send out your love!!! PPL

 OK SO WE HAVE HAD A COUPLE OF PEOPLE WONDERING

"HOW TO BE A CHONGA"

THIS WILL BE A TUTORIAL ON A ESSENTIAL PART OF THE CHONGA PROCESS 

MAKEUP:

STEP 1: EVEN OUT THE SKIN OF YOUR FACE WITH A POWDER OR CONCEALER

(CUZ SOMETIMES EVEN CHONGAS GET PIMPLES )

STEP 2: ADD SOME BLUSH TO YOU CHEEKS

STEP 3: USE EYELINER TO LINE YOUR EYES, FOR BEST RESULTS MAKE IT THICK AT THE TOP 

WARNING: MAKE SURE NOT TO LOOK LIKE A GOTHIC PERSON!!!

STEP 4: USE EYELINER OR SHARPIE LIP LINE TO TRACE AROUND LIPS WITH BLACK 

STEP 5: FILL IN WITH LIPSTICK 

EXTRA BONUS!!!!: ADD MOLE TO THE RIGHT OR LEFT OF MOUTH WITH SHARPIE OR LINER, JUST PRESS ON FACE ONCE NOT TOO BIG AND NOT TOO SMALL

EYEBROWS: TAKE TINY COMB OR USE FINGERS AND GEL EYEBROWS TO MAKE AS THIN AS POSSIBLE, IF NECESSARY USE SHARPIE LINER TO FILL IN OR ELONGATE SIDES

BECAUSE THERE WERE TOO MANY PEOPLE LOST, HOPEFULLY NOW YOU CAN FIND YOUR WAY! 

       So what's up wit all these Krazy ladies and their obsession wit babies??? Dang,they need to get it together and control their motherhood okeyyyyy. Lets talk aboutOCTO-Momma, she already got like 6 kids on the side why she need more? 8more!!!! Okeyyy lol pero she krazy cause she don't even got a baby-daddy.Someone needs to tell her that before she keep gettin more kids she need to getherself a baby-Daddy.

       AY DIOS MIO Madonna what is up wit ju? ju need to get yo own kids and STOP

kidnapping kids from Africa, ju don't own them okey?! seriously if ju wanna a

baby go ask Octo-Momma she needs help right now lol my friend Andrew told me

that one haha ITs true though, they should jus create a big daycare center and

baby-sit all the kids they want, and then make a reality show about it hahahah HEY

Angelina ju are welcome to bring jur kids and babysit as well so ju don't feel left

out lol ok ok I'll stop talk to ju guys later bye!!!!!! ju go guuuuurls lol

 Ok So WHO KNOWS WHO KERI HILSON IS? 

like 2 ppl ....

WHO KNOWS WHO BEYONCE IS?

well.. like EVERYONE!!!

KERI HILSON IS HATIN ON BEYONCE TALKIN ABOUT HER IN HER 
"TURNIN ME ON REMIX"

SHE SAYS THAT SHE WRITES ALL OF BEYONCES SONGS

 "TELL ALL DESE PEOPLE WHO BEEN WRITIN YOUR SONGS"

AND THAT BEYONCE THINKS SHES THE BEST ,BLAH BLAH

 "YOUR VISION IS CLOUDY IF YOU THINK THAT YOU THE BEST" 

WELL BEYONCE has paved the way she is a DIVA and she has worked hard for everything she has. 

Here is the song listen to KERI'S verse and tell us what YOU think, IT STARTS AT 1:55!

 Hey ju guyzzz!!!!

     So I was lookin at some recent changes of Miley Cyrus and I noticed dat she iz in a serious need of some whoopin! Let me tell ju, her own daddy be seein those stank nasty pictures! WHat I wanna know iz where her momma at?! If I had been takin those stank nasty pictures at the age of 16 my momma would have slapped me all the way to Cuba! Pero seriously, she went from being this cute lil annoying disney character that lil gurls looked up to, to bein a damn pornstar that lil gurls want to turn into! she already famous, why she tryna catch more attention? Pero I aint tryna hate, I'M JUS SAYIN lol 

look @ these B-4 & after pictures of dat stank nasty:

  or   

If YaLl gOt IsSuez oR liKe a ProBleM oR sumthin we can give yall

A D V I C E!!!

Just send us a message on our myspace or facebook and den we can post up da solution on our pagina!!

We Will post da most interesting ones on our blog!!! and who knows maybe it can be a Video response!!!

GoTtA pRoBleMa WiT:

HAIR/MAKEUP?

BOYS?

HATERZZ?

WE GOT DA REMEDY!!!

 hey ya'll wuz guud!!!!

       okey so da other day I wuz watchin some tv pero all of a sudden I got reeeaaally  mad cuz I went on MTV and started watchin diz show called "the hills" which iz supposed to be diz reality show about some gruls tryna make it and stuff. I got mad cuz THAT AIN'T NO REALITY!!!!! reality is  people goin thru real struggles, reality is people in africa ju know? not only that pero what really gets me mad is dat these gurls make soooooo much money jus for whining!!!!! THEY HAVE NO TALENT WHATSOEVER!!!!! lol I aint tryna hate pero izz truuuuu!!!!

     there is real talent out there pero producers nowadays want reality!!! que eso???why??? there are so many people out there dat deserve a spot on tv cuz dey talented pero instead they put these little sluts who can't even act as a reality personality. Iz just upsetting...... maaaaan WE should have a show about true chongas and our struggles wit lyfe ju know??!! how some papi's don't wanna talk to us cuz we intimidating, or like how sometimes we dress too sexy and people start to hate ju know??? those are REAL issues we go thru!!!!

Antiways thank ju for reading we love juuuu!!

ps. this is what our show would look like 

unlike diz one that is wack and ain't got no talent and iz wack lol  honestly which would be better??? let us know!!!

OK SO.... bein dat da Academy Awards iz on n u know i gotta watch cuz me n my gurl gon be winnin best chonga awards soon I was reminded of da failure of dis man Joaquin Phoenix!!!!

cuz mm mm dey Jus ranked on him nasty style my dawg Joaquin Phoenix was nominated for his performance in Walk The Line lat year so he izz like a pretty good actor man or whatever.

Now He tryna be a rapper. BUT even if you dont know who dis iz it dont really matter becasue this just makes for a epic WHACK hip hop MC. Now bein dat da chongas iz all up in da Hip Hop game, i KNOW diz man izz jus ...lez jus say he should stick to nursery rhymes if he EVER wanna rhyme Y u tryna be a MC wen U already GOT A CAREER???? HERE IS DA PROOF:

THE REAL CHRIS BROWN RHIANNA STORY

DiS pOeM iZz By My BoY jEtHrO cEsSaNt!!!

Rihanna and Chris Brown were living in bliss
Until one day, he asked for a “kiss kiss”
As he got closer, he turned hateful
Cause he found out that she was “unfaithful”
He looked at her lip; she had an STD
He said ‘”Yo (Excuse me miss),’are you cheating on me?”
Rihanna got mad and said, “shut up and drive”
Cause at the grammys they were to arrive
He said “gimme that” “umbrella;” she started to shout
But then he proceeded to knock her out
He pushed her out the car, watched her fall
Then kicked her around from “wall to wall”
Her lip started “poppin” as she fell to the ground
But Chris Brown kept saying, “I’m gonna ‘Take you down’”
She cried “SOS,” please someone help me
I have “No air” and Chris Brown is crazy
Soon the cops came and saw she was bit
But Chris Brown already tried to “run it”
They found him and charged him with a crime
He was goin into “Rehab” and gonna serve some time
He thought about his career, and started to cry
Cause everyone told him to “say goodbye”

Okey so sessii Papi Chris Brown supposedly hit Rihanna ....what do I think of this?I don't think he meant to hit her! I think that Rihanna just bein a lil baby and probably tripped or something..lol I'm kiddin there might be a possibility that he did hit her...and i think thats just plain wrong! Men SHOULD NEVER hit women .....ever! unless your that girl from that tyler perry movie the family that preys, that girl needed an ass whoopin lol  pero back to the point, Maybe Rihanna was cheatin on him or something or maybe she did give him a disease...noone knows but i think we shouldn't judge lol. We are so busy blaming both of them that we can't really see what done happened right?!  Pero they just looked soooo happy!!!!!! how can a beautiful couple go from Americas sweethearts to Americas most wanted???? como? how?  All I know is that I feel bad for them.. and all I know is that if Chris had been with me none of this would've happened! Honestly I'm perfect for him pero back to the point hehe I love them both and I wish them both good luck in life....<3

Chonga Girls are being

 featured on Myspace on

 February 9 & 10!!!

 Ok So I kNoW tHaT tHeRe Is ThIs WhOlE eAsT cOaSt- WeSt CoAsT ChOnGa/ChOlA tHinG gOinNg oN....... HoNesTly I tHiNk ItS pReTtY mUcH tHe SaMe... 

NoW IvE nEvEr BeEn tO CALI sO aLl I pReTtY mUcH sEe A dIfFeReNcE iN iS tHe AcCentzz AnD a CoUpLe Of WoRdS 

BuT hEy ShOuT oUt tO aLl mY WeSt CoAsT cHoLaS!!!!!! We ShOuLd HoOk uP yOu KnOw??? MaYbE hAvE lIkE a MeEtIng???

I rEaLly WoUld LiKe SoMe InPuT oN tHe difFeRenCezzzz sO pLzZZ

COMMENT!!!!

We CoUlD jOiN fOrCeS!!!! AlL mY LaTiNaS REPRESENT!!!!

DEFINITION OF A CHONGA:  FROM URBAN DICTIONARY

A chonga is a woman of hispanic origin, generally Cuban, characterized by the utilization of excessive hair gel, usually leaving two strands of hair hanging while the rest is pulled back, especially seen accesorized with giant hoop earrings and necklaces with their names written on them. Chongas can be seen wearing tight short shorts and anything that will provide the excessive exposure of cleavage, especially, but not limited to, tank-tops. Chongas generally have names of hispanic origin such as Marisleysis and Yamile. One is bound to see chongas in Hialeah, Florida, however, chongas are known to migrate. Chongas have a distinctive dialect involving both the Spanish and English languages, merging to create what we now know as "Spanglish."

La ChOnGa At De GoLdEn GlObEs 

Ok So Ya I kNoW wE tAkIn OvA dA WoRlD bUt I dInT kNoW wE hAd A cHoNgA iN HOLLYWOOD!!!

MeGaN Fox ShOwS aLl De BeGiNiNg SiGnS oF a ChOnGa!!!

1. GlUeD hAiR

2. LoTsA gOld BaNgLeS (Wit Da TaG sTilL oN dEm.... QUE WAHIRAAAA!)

3. TaToO oF mArIlYn MoNrOe 

SoMeBoDy cAlL hEr Up For mE sO wE cOuLd HaVe A LiL tAlK!!!!!

So ThIs Is My YoUtUbE pIcK oF tHe WeEk

I dUnNo WaT dEy IzZ tRyInG tO dO.... fUnNy oR sExY?

BuT aLl  i GoTtA sAy iS..... GET IT GURLZ WIT YO BAD SELF!!!! 

BeSoOoOoOoOs  
 

 HEEEYYYYYY EvErYone!!! We R The Chonga Girls but ya’ll already Know that so les get to the point lol welcome TO Our first bLOG, this iz very Exciting for us cuz ju know we jus tryin to esplain to people how we think an stuff so we jus takin this opportunity to show ju guys jus dat….remember Don’t bE A HaTeR!!!!

Okey soo first order of attention to me is shakira…..yes dats rite that gurl needs to get it together okey~!! Primero she begins her career as a Colombian  singer in Colombia, she had BLAK hair and stuff and she actually sounde it pretty good. I was  a big fan when I wa in Venezuela singing that pies descalsos song…. Which by the way she only sang in SPANISH! Some time passed and she released a new cd but this time it was in the US and she had red braids in her black hair…that was okey cuz she still sang in Spanish only this time she began to sound like she was in pain…..I regarded  it off cuz I liked her muzik ok that happens….After that she releases a new album….a new look and STARTS SINGING IN ENGLISH!  Ummm..what was dat all about? She tryin to be a GRINGA! Datz what! So she dyes her hair blonde…..and sings in ingles!!!! WHICH ofcourse the other Gringos didn’t understand pero they thought it was “cool” Latinas doNOT look like dat okey!  She needs to go back to her Colombian roots and GET IT TOGETHER!

The next thing you know she probably paid to be in the Presidential ball and decided to be like the “Hispanic” figure in the ceremony. What does she do? She starts singing a song that belongs to some other gringo instead of singing her own song (like everyone else did) pero no she had to embarrass  all hispanics by singing a song no one understood and then starts touchin her hair tryin to look sexy and then starts winkin at the camera…Gurl this AIN’T one of your shows. Ju are supposed to be singing for the president…JU need to show A LOT more respect oh and the people there are just starin at her like “what the hell is she singing?” i felt kinda bad cuz noone was clappin lol pero the thing is that people DON’T UNDERSTAND WHEN JU SING IN ENGLISH SHAKIRA!!!!!! Like I said sticks to your Spanish roots gurrl . and DON’T get krazy!  If JU don’t wanna be Hispanic then learn proper English before JU go out there pretendin to be something your not and makin a hot dodo mess of yoself!v 

Okey guys I’m glAd I could let out my feelings lol thanks for reading I’m usually not this mean I’ve just had this in me for a long time okey I love ju guys!!!!