HeY eVeRyBoDy!!!

Ok So ThIs Is Ma NeW fAvE fIeRcE cHoNgA cHoLa WaTeVa

El TiGeRaSo!!!

MaLucA

 HEY EVERYONE!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

WE LUV JU ALL AND R SO THANKFUL FOR EVERYTHING!!

MAY JU ALL GOT PEACE, HAPPYNESS, AND BESITOS!!

(and papis!)

ITS UP!! ITS UP!!!! ITS UP!!! THANK GOD!!!

“Chonga Ladies, Chola Ladies”
(Lyrics by Laura Di Lorenzo and Mimi Davila)
UNO Works Two/ BMI

All the chonga ladies
All the chonga ladies
Not you stanky ladies
But my chonga ladies
All the chola ladies
All the chola ladies
Not you stanky ladies
We takin’ ova

We at the club the other night dancin’ really fly
I’m with my girls playin’ it cool
Don’t wanna get in a fight
On the dance floor
We see these shones
Don’t look at me
Stop hatin’!
But it’s ok
Cuz I don’t play
And I got it goin on

Cuz I bet that you cant shake your booty really fast
I could tell your mama didn’t teach you how to act
It don’t matter cuz the papis lookin’ where I’m at
I’m a sexy chonga girl and that’s a fact

Ha si si
Si si si si si no
No no no
Si si si si
Si si si si si si no
Hacha hacha hacha

Cuz I bet that you cant shake your booty really fast
I could tell your mama didn’t teach you how to act
It don’t matter cuz the papis lookin’ where Im at
Im a sexy chonga girl and that’s a fact

I got sharpie on ma lips
Tight jeans on ma hips
I know you wanna see my booty dip
Glue in ma hair
Glitter everywhere
Tryin hard not to stare
Do you see her panties?
She’s so nasty!
They dancin’ way too SKANKY
She keep dancing like that
Shell get smacked
If she come here better hold me back

Cuz I bet that you cant shake your booty really fast
I could tell your mama didn’t teach you how to act
It don’t matter cuz the papis lookin’ where I’m at
I’m a sexy chonga girl and that’s a fact

Ha si si
Si si si si si no
No no no
Si si si si
Si si si si si si no
Hacha hacha hacha

Cuz I bet that you cant shake your booty really fast
I could tell your mama didn’t teach you how to act
It don’t matter cuz the papis lookin’ where I’m at
I’m a sexy chonga girl and that’s a fact

Ha si si
Si si si si si no
No no no
Si si si si
Si si si si si si no
Hacha hacha What?

Don’t try to steal my man off the floor
You best keep walkin hoe
You don’t got the moves to prove you know
Cuz my booty shakes the ground
Then dips it down
Then turns around
Don’t make a sound
My curves are bound to move
Across the world
Oh yea her booty flat
She’s so stiff
Like a stick
She tries to pop
But she should stop

All the chonga ladies
All the chonga ladies
Not you stanky ladies
But my chonga ladies
All the chola ladies
All the chola ladies
Not you stanky ladies
We takin’ ova

Ha si si
Si si si si si no
No no no
Si si si si
Si si si si si si no
Hacha hacha hacha

Cuz I bet that you cant shake your booty really fast
I could tell your mama didn’t teach you how to act
It don’t matter cuz the papis lookin’ where I’m at
I’m a sexy chonga girl and that’s a fact

Sorry y'all I messed up so....

HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD UP!!

CHECK IT OUT

YO!! 

If ju wanna chat wit us....add us on Facebook!!! We jus figured out how 2 use it so now if u add us we can actually like chat!!!

all da papis- holla 

and all ma ladies-  we can talk bout dem stank menz or ur hair givin u trouble or whateva!!!

GET AT US!!!

BeSiToS!!!!!

 OMGaaaaa so tonight I wuz watchin the VMA awards 2009 and

they were presenting the best female video and the nominee's were

: my dawg Beyonce, Pink, Katie perry, Taylor swift and Lady GaGa.

Sooooo guess who won? .......Taylor Swift. I know Pero its the

people who voted for her pero still.....

Antiwayssssss all of a sudden while taylor swift is up on the stage,

KANYE WEST goes up on stage while

Taylor is talking, he takes her microphone and in front of the whole

world he says "ok I'm sorry but BEYONCE deserved this award, she

had THE BEST video of all time I'm sorry" and then he up and left

her on stage, Taylor swift was speechless!!! Bewas yonce's mouth

dropped and everyone was in utter shock LMAO

Okey so I disagree with what Kanye West did BUUUUUT he was right

people! Beyonce did deserve that award not little taylor swift who I

PERSONALLY think she ain't got no talent WHAT SO EVERRRRRR lol

I'm not tryna hate pero Beyonce is ma dawg and waaaay better! 

So go on our chonga page on myspace and let us know whatchu think 

Besoos!!!! 

watch it all the way live!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jh03CGGN5h8

 Ok so we all know that people with curly hair got fRiZzY HaIr!!!

And its a PROBLEM!!

So imma tell ju a lil trick i do when my hair is just down and I dont wanna put gel or nothin. Ju know, chillin in da casa (the house). 

I use a lil bit of Lotion. JESS people! Lotion! i know it sounds ghetto but i t works!!!! 

But only use a lil!!! 

BESITOSS

LET ME KNOW HOW IT WORKS OUT FOR JU!!! 

 Ok Yall so I know it gets hard to try and find fresh fashion so that ju could stay bein the one all the papis look at  

So I was gettin ready to go out and Im like dang I need to look more fly and whateva so I looked up some pics and this is some of the inspiration!!! 

She's So FlY sHe GoNnA fLy AwAy...

BriGhT ColOrS cAn Be CuTe !! 

SO HOT!!!!

SO YuMmY!! 

ALL DA WAY LIVEEEE

I LOVE MATCHING OUTFITS WIT MA GIRLS!!!!  

BeSiToS!! 

DO YOU HEAR DAT??

SOUNDS LIKE BUBBLE GUM ..... YUCK!!   

OK so whats up wit all deese new bubble gum pop sensations that all sound the same and all have like da same songs??? Wats up wit dat? Mang I am so tired of deese lil girls who DO NOT write dey own music. How do i know they write their own music?? I looked it up.. PLAY WIT IT!  And you dont even have to look it up because they all basically do the same thang and sing the same songs so they prolly all have the same writers. and yada yada yada.

Where is all da real artists who are original and have their own style ?? PLEASE LET ME KNOW! 

But then again Im just a chonga.... wat do i know???? 

But Just look at deese two videos mang its jus like lil girls whining and bein slutty.... AND DEY SOUND DA SAMEEEEEE

Do me a favor and compare and contrast.

Gracias

Thank you.

Besitos!!!

 OH MY GAH!!! I JUST SAW DJ KHALED AT THE DAIRY QUEEN DRIVE THRU NO LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE WAS DRIVIN A NICE BABY BLU BENTLEY AND I WAS LIKE DANG WHO DAT IS AND DEN WE RAN INTO THE STREET AND HE WAS AT A RED LIGHT AND IT WAS DJ KHALED CHOMPIN' ON A VANILLA ICE CREAM WITH CHOCOLATE COATING ON TOP!!

BUT MAN HE COULDNT EVEN SAY HI!!!!!!!! HE WAS TO BUSY EATING AND HAVING ICE CREAM FALL DOWN HIS FACE TRYNA BE ALL HARD WIT HIS BODY GUARD WIT HIM IN DA CAR!!

WHATCHU NEEDA BODY GUARD 4 WHEN YOU EATIN ICE CREAM???  

OK Yall Wassa?

Dis ya girl Mimi and I gotta tell you wha happened to me!!!

OH MA GAH!

 So I went to Cuba u know to visit my abuelita and my primita and I was chillin at dis restaurant at da beach in Varadero when all of a sudden mi tio is like "Oh look theres Elian's dad" all casual and stuff and im like, FREAKIN out! Im like "ELIAN??!! ELIAN GONZALES?????" And hes like ya his dad works here and IM LIKE OH MY GAH LEMME MEET HIM. SO lemme tell you Elian Gonzales is a lil PAPI CHULO man!! Even tho he 15 or whateva he was lookin fine wit his lil unibrow!! And he kissed me on da cheek and said hi and inside i was dying. Not gonna lie tho Elian was a lil shy but dont matter. Dang I told him, I was like, "Elian if you stayed in Miami I woulda taken you out!!!" No lie, his dad wasn't there tho wen i said that otherwise I prolly woulda been arrested. 

I WASNT ALLOWED TO TAKE A PIC WITH HIM 

So I gotta use this : 

Thats all for now 

The love of my life 

MY Baby

I LOVE YOU ELIAN GONZALES

How does Mimi Gonzales sound?? 

sexy. 

 We still cant believe dat Michael Jackson has died.

He was and is an inspiration to everyone whether you sing for real or just sing in the shower, whether you dance professionally or dance in the mirror his legacy will live on!

Chongas owe alot to Michael Jackson!

Glitter!!!

ATTITUDE + TIGHT SHINY STUFF

NON FRIZZY CURLS!!!

WE LOVE YOU MICHAEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Send out your love!!! PPL

 OK SO WE HAVE HAD A COUPLE OF PEOPLE WONDERING

"HOW TO BE A CHONGA"

THIS WILL BE A TUTORIAL ON A ESSENTIAL PART OF THE CHONGA PROCESS 

MAKEUP:

STEP 1: EVEN OUT THE SKIN OF YOUR FACE WITH A POWDER OR CONCEALER

(CUZ SOMETIMES EVEN CHONGAS GET PIMPLES )

STEP 2: ADD SOME BLUSH TO YOU CHEEKS

STEP 3: USE EYELINER TO LINE YOUR EYES, FOR BEST RESULTS MAKE IT THICK AT THE TOP 

WARNING: MAKE SURE NOT TO LOOK LIKE A GOTHIC PERSON!!!

STEP 4: USE EYELINER OR SHARPIE LIP LINE TO TRACE AROUND LIPS WITH BLACK 

STEP 5: FILL IN WITH LIPSTICK 

EXTRA BONUS!!!!: ADD MOLE TO THE RIGHT OR LEFT OF MOUTH WITH SHARPIE OR LINER, JUST PRESS ON FACE ONCE NOT TOO BIG AND NOT TOO SMALL

EYEBROWS: TAKE TINY COMB OR USE FINGERS AND GEL EYEBROWS TO MAKE AS THIN AS POSSIBLE, IF NECESSARY USE SHARPIE LINER TO FILL IN OR ELONGATE SIDES

BECAUSE THERE WERE TOO MANY PEOPLE LOST, HOPEFULLY NOW YOU CAN FIND YOUR WAY!